your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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