these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
