It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We are two peas in an std pod
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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