he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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