They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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