How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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