STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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