wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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