I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
where are my eyebrows?
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