i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
