brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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