Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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