Nicole vs. Life
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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