It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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