i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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