haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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