you would pick up someone in the library
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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