There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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