I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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