So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize