WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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