We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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