So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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