what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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