Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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