why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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