i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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