I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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