Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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