was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
