I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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