she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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