My nipple is on Facebook.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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