omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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