shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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