The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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