but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
