i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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