How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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