All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
is that a dick in a sweater?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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