At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We need to get me chipped asap
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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