kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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