Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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