I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
