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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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