Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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