He asked to "fluff my boner.."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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