do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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