I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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