Buhtt sex?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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