Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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