By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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