He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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